Poppy "Mommy I am dinosaur..."
Me "Really what kind of dinosaur are you?"
Poppy "A yellow one!"
Me "oh, well that's nice..."
Poppy "me have BIG teeth!"
Poppy "Yes...Rar!" (jumping on me from behind and chomping down on my cheek)
Poppy "Told you I was a dinosaur wit big teeth" (showing fangs again!)
Me "That is true, you did warn me"
Moral of the story:
When your two year old warns you she is a big yellow dinosaur with big teeth, make sure you watch your back, she could attack at any time.